Etiquette

How do I make an appointment with you?
Please email me the date and time you have in mind.
Please be aware that I screen every client, so be prepared to give me the following information: 

1. Name

2. Contact name/number

3. Date/Time/Duration/Location of Appointment

4. Two Verifiable Provider References OR

5. Work information

I PREFER (hint hint) all my clients go through the screening process at www.preferred411.com

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THIS INFORMATION IS USED SOLEY FOR THE PURPOSE OF MY SECURITY AND SAFETY AND WILL NOT BE SOLD, SHARED, OR DISTRIBUTED IN ANY MANNER. ALL INFORMATION IS DESTROYED POST-VISIT. POTENTIAL CLIENTS WITHOUT PROVIDER REFERENCES MAY BE CONSIDERED PENDING WORK VALIDATION AND AT MY DISCRETION ( EXTRA FEES MAY APPLY) IF YOU ARE UNWILLING TO PROVIDE ENOUGH INFORMATION TO PROPERLY SCREEN YOU THEN PLEASE DO NOT WASTE MY TIME OR YOURS. I MAKE NO EXCEPTIONS IN REGARDS TO MY SAFETY. 

Do you speak any languages?

Sorry, at this time only my French is fluent...I may try to pick up Greek in the future.

How much notice do you need?

As much as possible. Please DO NOT call me and expect to see me the same day. I have a very busy schedule between my personal training clients and my dates. I like to be prepared and relaxed when we meet, not hurried and stressed trying to drive to you at the last minute. 

DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT ANY ACTIVITY CONSIDERED ILLEGAL IN YOUR AREA. PROSTITUTION AND/OR SOLICITATION ARE PUNISHIBLE BY LAW AND CARRY HEAVY FINES AND EVEN JAIL TIME.

What do you expect from me?

Treat me with repect and courtesy like you would your girlfriend. This includes no last minute or late night calls ( You may think you are charming when you are drunk at 4am but I do not ). Do not use foul or disrespectful language (talk to me like you would your mother/sister/gf). Please call and confirm your appointment at least an hour before arriving. If you are going to be late or you have to cancel, please let me know as soon as possible. Failure to do so will result in a cancellation/late charge of $25, cutting your session short, or refusal of future dates.

Are your prices negotiable?

No, I am not a dollar value meal, please do not treat me as such. Any potential client that attemps to negotiate my rates will be immediately added to my blacklist. If you cannot afford to see me, please find another provider whose rate you are comfortable with.

Hygiene:

Please be freshly showered with minty breath for our date. I am a huge germaphobe and hate the smell of smoke. I would hate to delay or cancel our date because you smell like a gym or an ashtray. I take time to get pretty for you, please be handsome for me *wink. 

PLEASE NOTE THAT I DO NOT SEE MEN MORE THAN 50 LBS OVERWEIGHT

Do you take special requests on outfits or activities?

Absolutely! I love to create your fantasy, so please let me know how we can do that. Keep in mind I may need extra preparation time if this is something I do not currently have. If you have a specific outfit or costume in mind, why don't you suprise me and bring exactly what you want....

Do you travel?

I would love to come see you in your area...please contact me to discuss travel fees

Do you have more pics?

I prefer not to have my face posted all over the internet. I am a private person and I have a life outside of my work, just as you do....